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I honestly cannot think of anything worse than having phone sex, it is just not the kind of thing I would do. Now having phone sex with my boss, this may be something I have been guilty off in the past. He uses to ask me to do the most unbelievable things, and I often told him "fuck you – you do it" over the phone. But is this phone sex? We also used to pass each other in the corridor at work and as we passed – look at each other with hatred in our eyes and say, "fuck you". Could this be called corridor sex?

No matter where he goes in the world, he phones and asks what I want brought back. When he goes to Amsterdam, I ask for a big black dildo from the sex shop, could this possibly be construed as having phone sex with my boss? I am not sure, but the point of the exercise it to try and put him in a compromising position. I believe he knows this and this is the reason why I never go my dildo. Perhaps he was nervous that his luggage may be inspected by customs of that the sex shop salesperson would think he was gay.

I hate mobile phones with a passion today, perhaps this is why the notion of any kind of phone sex is such a big turn off. Any boss who tells you to take the phone to the toilet with you is slightly mad. On one occasion at 3 o’clock in the morning I believe I had phone sex with my boss when he called me and I told him he was fucking insane.

There have been a number of times I have come close to having phone sex with my boss, he would phone me and ask who was talking, so I would reply, "I can be anyone you want me to be baby, who were you looking for". The man was mental.

He would phone me up and ask me to talk to him, so I would make up disgusting sex stories and anyone listening, couldn’t believe their ear. They would ask me who was on the phone, I replied "my boss of course". I think they believed I was having phone sex with my boss!

Last Modified: September 12th, 2010
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