23 Jun 10

Fucking My Real Estate Agent Saved Me a Fortune On My Condo

I always used to laugh when my girl friends told me they fucked this salesman or that salesman to get something discounted or even free. Until it was my turn to make a hug decision with regards to my financial future, I had never given this behavior to be of any real value.

Because I was a first time condo buyer, the real estate agent explained to be me that I wouldn’t get a mortgage unless I was financially prepared to pay a hefty deposit. They were looking at 10 – 15%. I had found the condo of my dreams, but it needed some work, so I was either going to have to find something cheaper or get financially creative.

I know you will think that this is one of those sex fantasies, but this is actually true.

I gave it some thought and called the realtor so we could chat about it more. I wanted to look at the condo again, so we met there the following day. I was absolutely frank with him about working out another way to structure this deal. I was pretty certain he knew a loophole or two to save me money on the deposit.

I explained how much I wanted to buy this property and quite literally begged him to come up with some more creative financing options. He obviously wanted the deal and being the opportunist that some estate agents are, asked be to give him 10 minutes to make a few calls.

He made his calls and came back saying that he had arranged a special favor with the bank for me, but now he needed a special favor from me. I thought, oh..oh, here we go, this is what the girls talked about. This fat, fifty wanted a fuck.

“Sure”, I said, turning on the charm, “I found you sexy from the moment I laid eyes on you, this won’t be too difficult” I lied. “You decide the when and where and I will make it happen”.

He said “right here and now, and I’ll get the paperwork started over the weekend, you can sign and we will submit to the bank on Monday”!

I knew I had to make this good and believable, just in case something went wrong. I seduced him, shut my eyes and placed an imaginary brown paper bag over his head so I didn’t have to look at him, and I fucked to save my country.

It worked, I now have my condo and I only had to fuck him one more time to get it. This time I did it with gratitude and it wasn’t half bad when you feel grateful for someone saving you 000!

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