the dreaded periods!!

27 Dec 07

the dreaded periods!!

ok fellas, contrary to many beliefs , us women do not time keep our periods, we do not put our head between our legs and say come on down etc…

We have no say in how our bodies want to react to the good old menstruation game.

Yep we bleed so deal with it. Most of us every 28days and our beloved red sea arrives.

Unless you are one of the cursed few who get them every few wks.

With the dreaded mess and icky feeling, we cop the cramps, hormones boost of aggression, anger and just want to snap ya heads off. Deal with that too. lol

Such is life, and unfortunately natured designed us women for this because we are tough! Simple.

We get our periods, we are sexual goddesses, we have children, we are still sexual goddesses and thats all there is to it lol.

So next time you feel like saying, “oh great she has her rags” or “your bad mood honey, take a chill pill and stop your pms shit etc”

LOLOLOL hahaha guys you have so much to learn on the female anatomy and its her perogative to be cranky or moody or even over the top horny once a month. Nature designed this thing called WOMAN for a reason.

PMS to most stands for pre menstrual symptoms….

Well to most of us ladies PMS stands for Puttin up with Mens Shit lol.

At end of the day guys, yeh she is a moody cow and you can probably figure out her system and when she is due for her lovely friends to come stay for a week.

You can either run away as far as you can at the risk of her removing your beloved family jewels. OR be supportive and get her some pain killers and a hot water bottle, cos chances are that at some stage she will burst with anger or tears, at something that you will not have any clue as to why. Just shut up and take it like a man lol.

Oh the wonder of woman!

After all we arent that bad, as you guys still manage to marry us lol, have kids with us and stick to us. So once a month just shut up and put up if your missus is one of those “moody cows” … she will get over it.

Last but not least lol…just agree with her, but not in sarcasm cos she is just waiting for an open door to start her skitzoid mood …do not feed her aggression lol.

If you are lucky you may have a lady who is all the above BUT takes her aggression out in the bedroom..

Yep guys its a known fact alot of women are alot more erotic and horny during their menstrual cycle as the hormones have shot through the roof. One single touch can send her crazy with wanting. It depends how you play your cards. Yes fellas I am female (well last time i checked i was) LOL and yes i am proud to admit, i am also the proud owner of a hot temper and pms myself. lol. So look out we are all the devil reincarnated once a month in some form or another.

I know my shit!

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